Ah.
This will be the quickest and worst post I have ever made+
I am teaching at an orphanage 2 days a week and working to build my mud shack out in the village other days+
In this internet cafe I am hearing, for the fourth time, the R. Kelly and Celine Dion duet which is entitled, if I'm not mistaken, "I'm your Angel"+
I'm putting a picture of my Chaco tan up because it is cooler than anything, ever+
Little children aged about 2 run crying when they see me. I scare the crap out of them. I am white+
The return of faucet-arse: Something I ate made me make that music again. Feels somehow comforting. Splattery+
There is also another picture. You can see it; it is found below the other picture. It is of me and the homies after the fourth day of construction on the shack. We rule+
posted by Adam @ 3:33 AM
4 Comments:
You're white, AND you have a scary beard. Either of those two things could be scaring the children. My vote is on the latter.
dude. nice crib yo.
im surprised though, I was expecting grass, leaves and donkey shit to be the main ingredients to a hut. Im excitedly wrong.
you and your tan look healthy and generally happy. i must say that is one of the BEST quality Chaco tans I've ever seen. You've won an honorable mention.
Cheers from America.
I agree that the facial roughage may be the source of the scariness. Oh, well; just remember Ace Ventura, When Nature Calls: You are "Equet-su Ocha" Congrats on the IBS, and your hut wall isn't straight.
STRAIGHT UP GANGSTA!!! Not since Eminem have I seen a white guy pose so seamlessly with a crew of black dudes.
+MJ
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